Hilarity

Oh, how the mortgage specialist was so kind and attentive.

He kept pinging my email, until I asked him to wait and contact me mid-Novemeber.

Then, he called today like clockwork, eager and ready to be of service.

Until I began telling him what had transpired and that I’d gone into business for myself.

Then, he abruptly cut me off and began retreating..

“We need two years worth of proof if you’re a sole proprietor…”

Interjected as he hastily gave apologies and said I could contact him when I was ready, while hanging up.

The nice thing about being alientated is that you remember.

And I have all the emails, so I won’t forget who turned tail on me when the sale was suddenly not so easy.

When the day comes, he will not be the person I apply to for a home loan.