Category: Comedy
Is This True?
The Slow Mosey
“Why you draggin,’ dragon?”
Hungry
“Out of pizza.”
My Short Term Memory
Back In The Water, Jeff!
The Correct Answer
That Look
I Know, Right?
InDeed
No Bull
Another Gold For Canadaaa
A Handmade Costume
“Funny how over time, fabric shrinks…
I know I was never that thin in my adult timeline.”
Head-Bangin’ Stank Face
Me Em U
I Need This
Word To The Compromised
“Fumes in?
Fumes out.”
“‘I’d Buy That For A Dollar!'”
I Was Asked And Then Replied (Trivia Question)
“Where did the candy cane originally come from?”
“The North Pole – come on!”
(Like everyone should know – and they laughed)
You Want Zombies?
Tall Little Prince
All Right, Guys
“I have things to DO!
And I must DO them!”
(Every body out of the way!)
Ah-HA!!!
“He foolishly exited!”
(Scrambles to quickly close the door to keep him from hiding under the bed)
The Verdict
“I’m doomed.”
Noooooooo
“I left my bed-room door o-pen!”
(As the cat leaps gaily off into it with a spicey, joyful meow – having just now recognized my folly)
I Don’t Do
“Second day leftover fast food hamburger lettuce.”
(Straight into the trash before reheating and consuming other remnants)
I’m Not Hysterical
“You’re hysterical!”
Rat Race
“Where’s the Go* *amn cheese?!”
How Parents Text
Just Give Uuuuup
Trust The Book
Scientists Agree
No Contest
Either / Or
A Date In Paradise
Ode To A Roach
Marital Bliss
Lemme Keep Walkin’
“How ‘Bout ‘No'”
If Wishes Were Fishes,
“Would we have a full or empty net?”
Keep On Walkin’ Tree
14 & Alive
Who Could It Be?
Tried & True
Skeletor PSA
Sassy Snail
(I thought it would get launched, for sure!)
OH You Think I Might –
“BE A LITTLE PTSD TRIGGERED???!!!”
Desperate Times
Have Garden
“Will travel.”
“It’s too late for me, now – I am al-tered”
(Credit where credit due: Title of Sleep Token lyrics)
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