Category: Comedy
Gettin’ Snarky
“Remember when you thought you were done?
And then you realized suddenly you weren’t?
Yeah…
How’s that workin’ for ya?”
Mag-Ni-Fique!
“I look…
like an Oompa-loompa…”
Iiiiìiii’mmm
“Bor-der-line hys-ter-i-caaaaallll…”
Listen to Iiiiiii’mmm – 6.4.26 by Candid Corvid Productions on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/pPjR7lyyQRSAfAqLV9
“Little Tur-Key!”
“The Last”
Listen to The Last – 6.4.26.m4a by Candid Corvid Productions on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/pNQiZq60jnd5YSaT1T
Wha-Haaat?
“Balance in my life?”
“The Hound Is Restless”
Word Of The Day: Resolute
“Wait a minute…
No –
Fu** this.”
Priorities
X’Actly!
(Give It To Me Baby – Rick James)
Ah, Explains Why My 50’s Feel Like 30’s…Lots Of Exposure To
A Cat’s Griping “Me-Ow”
Response: “I hear you and your complaint has been filed.”
“Go Hea-vy – Go-With-It”
Thank You – What I Thought!
Deep Romance
Not Right
Monkey Business
FLASH!…….AH-AHHH!
(Give It To Me – The J. Geils Band)
My Critters
“Are Sass Buckets.”
Would Be So Me
All Apologies
Bee-ing Honest
Decent Exposure
Any Day Now
Prophetic Ruminations
“It’s kind of funny to realize that carefully crafted, complex vocal explanations can be an attempt to convey things as simply and clearly as possible to ‘the people.'”
(Ice Ice, Baby – Vanilla Ice, 1990 Baby!)
“Not Going Anywhere”
A Moment Of Grace
“Finding a large, unused garbage bag for the kitchen bin.”
If You Leave It To A Cat
“It will find every weak spot in your planiest of planee-plans…
In fact, if you do not counter-plan, your house will come tumbling down around you.”
“For Once”
(Too Much Time On My Hands – STYX)
And I Think
“I can take a moment alone to reboot?
Noooooooo
All three prankster figured out how to get through the enclosures and come into my bedroom – all smiling and proud – to greet me.”
“PTSD”
Listen to PTSD 5.28.26 by Candid Corvid Productions on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/Ya2HYtRlh0vNb15ZIc
Why Do I Try?
“Last minute, under the wire, found a replacement cute microwave to trade for the black small microwave.
It also has a lock – but hey, it’s the same white that matches my toaster, right?l!
Everybody helps make the transaction happen.
Then get it into the car – and there’s a smell.
Not only a perfume/cologne smell, but the smell of it having been in a smoker’s house.
That which I am somehow living in and trying to get resolved out of smell inundateion.
‘The irony runs thick with this ine…'”
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If Ye Be Worthy
Babe?
Auto Photo Collages Prompts
“Hey! 2 years ago photos – want to remember?!’
“No, I don’t want to look back and remember those struggles!
I’m having a hard enough time just dealing with now!”
“Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!”
I Think That
“Moonlit strolls are off of the schedule for now…”
‘Cause That’s What I Needed
“More pain and difficulty in walking.”
(Dancing Queen – ABBA)
“Looking For A Place To Go…”
“Like onto the ground – with a twisted ankle.”
(Title lyrics from an ABBA song)
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