Category: Altered States
Feeling “Fat”
“Does not mean weight loss drugs are my answer.”
(Regarding ad bombardments)
“So It Says”
Fortune’s Cookie
Coming out of the fast food joint with a cookie in her hand, her insides crumpled as she realized that her wolf and hound were no longer there to give its halves to.
Dragonfly Wing Design Benefits
Cheese
“So many mazes must be traversed to find it.”
What Happens If
“You eat only sardines for five days?:
(Title of a video)
(One – U2)
Missing Components
“Patched together carriage and strength.”
Star Child
Pleurasy
“My lungs whistle and squeek now when on my back, exhaling.”
Kids Have More Energy
“Because there bodies have less to repair.”
A Sloth’s Kitten
Cat Lover Vs. Grim Reaper
Where’s My Other Flip-Flop?!
“I don’t know…but it shoe-ed be there – Ah-Ha!”
(Breathless – Jerro)
I Had Naively Thought
“That I could sleep on today, but instead got ‘smoked out of sanctuary.'”
“It’s Always Something”
“Seems to be an absolute, unavoidable aspect of current life.”
Minor Miracle
“YES! I have two sho-oo-oes!!”
(Finding the other one at last in my car)
Free Will
“You don’t get to choose to not have the problems – just whether or not you are going to lose your sh** over them.”
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“Nothing” Is Important
Ooh! Gimmee The Pancakes
Inspirational Quotes
Give Me That Pill
(The socks!)
(Get To The Heart Of It – Bullion)
“Get To The Heart Of It”
Mis-Applied Diligence
Instead of giving her oxygen to help push the gas out of her blood stream to reduce psin and pmitigate further harm, the young doctor tested her urine for traces of drug abuse snd downplayed the for once showing up abnormal lab markers.
And
“‘We were grateful.'”
Exactly
“Where could I have gone to, instead?”
Stuck In The Trenches
“I hear them as they talk about how nice their apartments are.
And I think to myself, ‘What’s that like?'”
Poetic Literalism
Frustration
“Missed work today for anotjer ER run due to those da** fumes and gasses!”
Shaking Head, Ruefully
“Levels…”
Throwback Reference
Movie: “They Live”
“Perfect” Bodies
“What did they do? Pour them out of a mold – or what?!”
What Gasses Cause Veins To Ache?
“Re-exposure to inside of my unit while straightening up my kitchen as baking pizza has caused my veins to swell like they want to explode, neck and head to pound, lower back pain (likely lungs), pain in my heart and difficulty moving – despite having my door open and fans blowing.
Any activity, no matter how I try to counteract it, causes more fumes to pour in from inside the passageways of the walls.
Coming out of it now, my vessels are throbbing and screaming and skin is burning.”
Come On, Hal
1976, Baby! (Love Fire – Jigsaw)
Number 909
Angel number 909 means you are between two major endings, and the quiet middle matters. The first ending taught you how to close a chapter honestly. This still stretch is quietly preparing a second, cleaner ending that returns you to yourself.
The second ending is cleaner than the first – the one who has ended once knows how to end again. 909 is a palindrome where the center void between two completions is the Moon itself, and both endings emerge as the Hermit.
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Let’s Get Swallowed Whole
Nervousness
“Hope can be a fragile thing.”
Half The Time
“The World is ending.”
(Song lyrics)
A Small Win
“Being able to spit my gum with attitudinal accuracy again into the garbage can while passing.”
Skid Row
She couldn’t figure out why she kept getting bumped back down onto it.
Thank You
“For the courtesy of false hope.”
Why Am I
“Gettin’ puffier?”
(Ha-Wheeeeze…)
Innovative Filters
(Help I’m Alive – Metric)
Song Parody
“Instead of ‘wanna be my lover’ – ‘wanna be my law-yer, be my law-yer…'”
Not The Same
She had reached for light…
Had woven it into pathways…
And had to release each one…
Sending them onto their journeys.
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