“YES! I have two sho-oo-oes!!”
(Finding the other one at last in my car)
Category: Comedy
Free Will
“You don’t get to choose to not have the problems – just whether or not you are going to lose your sh** over them.”
“
Ooh! Gimmee The Pancakes
Inspirational Quotes
Give Me That Pill
(The socks!)
“Truck-A-Tude” (Spoken Word)
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Evolution’s Milestone
Shaking Head, Ruefully
“Levels…”
Throwback Reference
Movie: “They Live”
“Perfect” Bodies
“What did they do? Pour them out of a mold – or what?!”
Favoritism
“‘Lordy, Lordy!'”
Common Sense
(Title play)
A Small Win
“Being able to spit my gum with attitudinal accuracy again into the garbage can while passing.”
Thank You
“For the courtesy of false hope.”
Why Am I
“Gettin’ puffier?”
(Ha-Wheeeeze…)
Simple Delights
Yeah, You
Have A Care
“Yaaaay, Ve-ri-ly So!”
“I-want–a-show-er!”
Oh Noooo
Basic Needs
In Other News…
A’ight?
Did You Know?
“New dog poo bags also make good mini garbage bags on-the-go.”
You Want This?!?!
“Puffy-eyed morning crazed insanity?!?!”
Stubbing Toe Painfully
“Because clearly – I don’t!!”
I Gotta Go
“I gotta go pretend I know what the feck I’m doing…”
The Right Match
Dancing Through Life
What The Man Says
My 50’s
“Slow Down A Bit, Brother”
If It’s What They Need…
Is Evolution Optional?
And On That Day…
(Overexcited – Guster)
Burden Of Proof
“Process of elimination.”
(Playing with concepts)
Sydney Travelors
Flossss!
“I have flossss!!!”
“Play It Again, Sam…:
“My tennis shoes are now falling apart.”
Nailed It
Bed Head
“Like a Bon Jovi wannabe pop star.”
Hello, Kevin
Albuter-al
“Feckin’ ‘high on life,’ man…”
A Moment Of Calm
All Decked Out
(409 – Beach Boys)
Oh – I’m Fine!
(Hysterically-joking laughter)
Antihistamines
“The non-alcoholic choice for feelin’ dopey.”
