Category: Comedy
Have Garden
“Will travel.”
“It’s too late for me, now – I am al-tered”
(Credit where credit due: Title of Sleep Token lyrics)
“Skip A Bit, Brother”
Never Light A Fire
“Under a phoenix’s arse.”
It’s A
“Double coffee day – ‘The PAAAIINN!‘”
(“Dune” original movie quote)
“Post Worthy”
Listen to Voice 260630_124438.m4a by Candid Corvid Productions on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/l7qZXhHUlC62Fe6sV6
Clownin’ A ‘Round
WEEEEEEEDDDSSSSS
“ACCOMPLISHED!!!!”
Slippage
“I’m not panicking – you’re panicking.”
(No, I’m panicking…)
Egregiously
“I have now learned that if you eat canned salmon, you will smell like canned salmon – in ways that you do not wish to be.”
“And There’s No Fu**-ing CAKE!!!” Misheard Lyrics To (Concrete Jungle – Bad Omens)
The Sound Of Silence
Out Here –
“Just bein’ a looooon…”
Windshield Wiper Drums
Listen to Winshield Wiper Drums – 6.27.26 by Candid Corvid Productions on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/0rFqmzCh6vSTDtyKuP
Tribal Drum Fans
Listen to Tribal drum fans – 6.27.26.m4a by Candid Corvid Productions on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/R1HubmiHb4HMsk1uxY
The Debt That I Owe
Listen to The Debt That I Owe – 6.27.26 by Candid Corvid Productions on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/Jdbo43Rsa0fdFv7gK7
(Like Me – Nikita, The Wicked)
“Unhappy, Darling?”
Unscripted
Running Fun
Maybe…
(Keep Your Hands To Yourself – Georgia Satelites)
Patron Saint Of Boundaries
Tell My Wife
And My Joints Say
“HEEEEEEEEEY!”
Gotta Get It Out
They Call It, “The Rug”
The Algorythm: Pause & Reflect (Adult Language)
“I’m Lost…”
“‘I’m a lost toy!'”
“Toy Story” movie quote, up too early and not sure where I am going now or what I am doing for the next couple of hours…)
What’s The Difference?
Baby…
I Lost
“In a game of ‘bumper cars.'”
Compression Spasms
“I’d like to think that someday I won’t be in so much pain…
They say that death guarantees that…
But then there’s incorporeal pain.”
Word Of The Day: Shnocketed
“As in, my wolf shnocketed shnot from her shnozzle, all over the bare lower back of my left leg.”
Never Surrender
(Title reference to movie “Galaxy Quest”)
Are You DTF?
“Little Blue” (Spoken Word Song)
Listen to Little Blue – 6.17.26 by Candid Corvid Productions on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/RZLaIfUQlxLC2XekiE
Regarding anonymously posted love letters on YouTube…
Feel-in’
“Kind-a snar-keee.”
Slinky Swag
Systems Check
“Going The Distance” (Oh – How I Wish!)
(But I’d probably tear myself apart! Sigh…wi-shes…)
At The Races
The Snag
“Flipped my hand so grasped Q-Tip (TM) went flying.”
Hell’s (On Wheels) Grannies
“Closer Than Comfort” (Spoken Word)
(Apologies for background musical artist being unknown)
Listen to Closer Than Comfort 6.10.26 by Candid Corvid Productions on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/k4rCgT57qDbLoSKA5y
Hound Zig-Zagging
“At least I don’t have two!”
Magenta!
I Need Some CoF-Feee
“I need some cof-feeeee –
And a brigh-ter out-look on life…”
“WEEEDS!”
“Ma’am, did you know that your garden is harboring some fugitives?!”
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