“Renegade Pirate Finds A Cursed Island Where A Mermaid Offers Him A Pact In Exchange For…”
(‘Cause THAT’S gonna go well…)
“Renegade Pirate Finds A Cursed Island Where A Mermaid Offers Him A Pact In Exchange For…”
(‘Cause THAT’S gonna go well…)
“Why you draggin,’ dragon?”
“Out of pizza.”
“Funny how over time, fabric shrinks…
I know I was never that thin in my adult timeline.”
“Fumes in?
Fumes out.”
“Where did the candy cane originally come from?”
“The North Pole – come on!”
(Like everyone should know – and they laughed)
“I have things to DO!
And I must DO them!”
(Every body out of the way!)
“He foolishly exited!”
(Scrambles to quickly close the door to keep him from hiding under the bed)
“I’m doomed.”
“I left my bed-room door o-pen!”
(As the cat leaps gaily off into it with a spicey, joyful meow – having just now recognized my folly)
“Second day leftover fast food hamburger lettuce.”
(Straight into the trash before reheating and consuming other remnants)
“You’re hysterical!”
“Where’s the Go* *amn cheese?!”
“Would we have a full or empty net?”
(I thought it would get launched, for sure!)
“BE A LITTLE PTSD TRIGGERED???!!!”
“Will travel.”