Category: Comedy

“And later, when he found the bath tub, he got in and rolled in the remnant surface moisture – giving himself a spritzer bath – and then promptly claimed one of my wayward hair ties…

It has been made clear to me now who really ‘owns’ the place!”

“I’ve recently begun cleaning up the tiger’s poop from the litter box with a baggy, and then dropping it temporarily outside of our door until I next exit, which immediately reduces the smell in our new sanctuary.

When I was not looking, he had reached through the side of the cattery and had pulled on the edge of a roll, leaving a streaming blue ribbon all.through and across his lair, with the end dangling in his box – right next to sometjing new which needed attending!”