“Stop whi-ning!”
(Next stage dogs pressuring – after already gave them everything they needed)
Category: Comedy
Get…
“Out-Of-The-Kitchen!”
(Dogs pressuring)
Moldy Zucchinni
“Fine!
Frozen pizza it is, then!”
Limits Of Distance Seduction
“A Fine Fickle”
“Not My Dog’s Deposit”
Now, That’s
“‘Gratitude.'”
Counter “Proposal”
“Accept me as I am – and lovingly murmer endearments as ‘you’ rub my feet and tell me what a super trooper, brave-hearted, and anazingly-wonderful woman I am…”
How It’s Done
Dietary Innovations
“Do sweet pickles and mandarin oranges pair well?”
(Word Up – Cameo)
Did Helen Mirren Die?
“No!
She’s got too much ‘kick’ in her!”
It’s Late, Again…
“What have I been doing?
I must be partying…”
(Never-ending moving details…)
“If Only It Could Be This Easy”
“Back To My Roots?”
OY!
All-Right…
“You want….this?”
Who’s
“Scruffy-looking?!”
(“Empire Strikes Back” movie reference)
Right About Now
“Keep It Under Your Hat”
Prizes!
“I reached into my coat pocket for my headphones, and when I pulled them out, they were wrapped tightly around my chapstick and a honey cough drop – like in that carnival Go-Fishing game.”
Twin Flame Inner Work
“Lord?”
“I did ask for help when…
Nor when…
Nor even when…
But I lift my hands to the sky now and beg: please help my hound go pee!”
—
(Her extreme anxiety from loud repair worker engine machines preventing her…)
Me With A Hound And A Husky
“How does ‘Come on’ mean ‘Go over there?!'”
Injury To Insult
“Walking outside with my dogs, like a surely drunkard who’s been hit by a bus…now where’s my alcohol?!”
“CHA!”
Maybe…
“I’m too hot to han-dle.”
“Why?!”
Right…On
And This Time, I Mean It!
Tons Of Dogs
“How did I get myself into the position of taking care of tons of dogs, again?”
“The Clown Prince Of Denmark: Victor Borge
Eras Of Suffering
Commas
Can Relate
Have You Ever?
“Put peas on pizza?
Me neither.”
I’m Feelin’ It
The Ad: Starting Therapy Soon
“Because we’ve driven you mad.”
ANY Time, ANY Time
“Give me simple over complex…”
F******!
“She seemed so n8ce in per-son…”
OK, Fine!
“If I can’t make it to the bank with my remaining gas, I guess I’ll just ‘fly a sign.”
Mirror In The Bathroom
“As I sat down for a final repose upon such thrones ensconced within such places, I looked up to behold a huge, full-length mirror directly in front of me..
Dear God – WHY??!!“
A Single Moment Of Silence
In Your Nature
So They Say,
Kind-a Like Me
(Except for the grabbing in public thing…)
The Wrong Shoes
“I stepped into the shower and did not realize that I was still wearing my nice leather flip flops instead of my plastic ones way beyond too late.”
Candid Corvid Productions 