The Raptor And The Gargoyle

“Youngling’s Side Quip Edit” [R&G-9]

“I ain’t scared of you,” the raptor sassily retorted. “I ain’t no pidgeon…”

“Wanna know the PSI of these bad boys?” as a claw is held up and brandished.

“300-400 PSI for an eagle – whereas only
around 300 PSI for the bite of a Rottweiler!”

(As he flexes a claw at her, she is screechin’, “Me, too, ‘bi***!'”)

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