As I sit here in my vehicle next to the one we are selling amid bright sparkling, wind-bouncing star and St. Patrick’s Day balloon reflections giving off technicolor disco flashes, the signs boldly proclaiming in white and neon green framed by emergency-red duct tape proclaiming “For Sale – Make Offer” and “Ask The Seller Questions” in boldly-thickened black permanent ink marker cause way more attention to my location than I am used to or comfortable with – proving by example some lengths a mother will go to to ensure her youngling may at last obtain their prize.
