By Athena Stairs
You don’t have to drive like a boop-boop
I’m pretty sure I’ve got my reasons, too
But I don’t see the need to swerve you off the road
If you can’t manage, please check your IQ
And I’m not sure that you should be operating a vehicle
Which has the capacity to instantly create manslaughter
Why don’t you just selectively take yourself off the driving meter
If you can’t regulate your internal computer!
