Altered States, Comedy

Ahhh-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

“Today, I was given the senior discount without being asked if I was a senior.

WTF-?!

I do not look like a senior.

I do not act like a senior.

I was then told upon my questioning that 55 is senior.

Again, WTF -?!

Um.

No.

The younger cashier had to call the manager to change the total, and the also very young manager then asked after arriving, “Ma’am, why don’t you want the discount?”

I explained cheerfully and matter-of-factly, “Because I’m not a senior, and I don’t want to take advantage of you.”

Why else would I not want the discount?!”

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