Comedy, The Accident - As Of 10/10/25 Early AM Named "Clyde" (Short For Collide) Because It's Funny And I Deserve Mirth At Its Expense

Looking For My Hair Tie

“Already in the bathroom, I did not want to leave to go get my hair tie, just to come back again – so I got another.

Once I returned to where I thought I’d left it, but typing on my phone having let thought of it go after task completion, irritating pressure on my wrist made me look:

It had been there the entire time!”

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