Comedy, Vampiric Tendencies

Dangerous Cavor-tions

“An upbeat religous singer started praising on the radio about how when you’re curled up on the kitchen floor and the house is on fire, this is not the end – but a rock-solid, firm-on-the-ground new beginning.

And while I appreciated his levitudes, they had the backlash effect of the fact that it is my self that is on fire, and if what he says is true, I do not appreciate any god burning me down so that I may become something new in this manner.

Cackling with overboard insane laughter, I visualized warning the singer who had entered into my domicile unbidden, “You’re in Danger” – and then chasing him around with canine teeth extended until he was effectively flushed out of and well away from my castle!”

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