Hee Hee Hee!

“Reading another ‘love message,’ it definitely was not meant for me because it got two out of three aspects about me very wrong.

Though I value it, I do not cook much – and definitely bomb or ‘corrupt’ the original recipes’ intentions with some serious additional skew.

And, though I’d like my house to be clean, achieving such accomplishment lasts maybe half of a day before it again succumbs to the ravages of engulfing entropy.

Therefore, my efforts must be conserved and targeted.”