Comedy

Absurdity

“An ad began with, ‘There are several reasons you might want to put a tracker on your vehicle…”

I can’t really explain why, but the thought of my car sprouting legs and running off on its own like a wayward puppy just made me giggle…

Then chuckle…

Then laugh and laugh until tears sprouted from the edges of my eyes.”

A Return To Innocence, A Woman's Plight, Nature, Reclamation

Flight Of White

“For quite a distance yesterday afternoon along 99E heading back as leaving Portland, a sizeable bird traveled just out of clarity’s sight, keeping pace with my direction’s 30mph traffic.

It’s bright white wings kept flashing as if a beacon in the slanting sun, and occasionally it would just stop flapping and rest by gliding.

I became eager to know what it was and so kept glancing at it, hoping to get to catch up to it.

At last I did, just as our lane turned West to cross over a bridge spanning entry to the great river.

As it turned with us, I realized that it was a lone seagull journeying with us to that point, as if helping to guide my spirit home.

A Woman's Plight, Altered States, The Accident - As Of 10/10/25 Early AM Named "Clyde" (Short For Collide) Because It's Funny And I Deserve Mirth At Its Expense, The Shower Accident 11/14/25

“Reality”

She was reinjured and caught within a next level pain trap attempting to break down her ability to reclaim independent functioning.

Why was she being interfered with?

Why was she being pounded upon?

This was no way to garner her submission!