Category: Comedy
(Level Up – Ciara)
Ok, Starbucks Won
“The one ad that I could not skip past:
‘You know you want this yummy.
Level up.
Level up – Level up -Level up!’
In my mind, I am so THERE!”
—
(Jonesing because I haven’t had the money for my ‘medication.’)
(This Is The Picture [Excellent Birds] – Peter Gabriel)
Yeah…
“It is kind of brutally funny, this living amid personal tragedy.”
Suspended Animation
Although she seemed to have little control over the direction that her ship was hurtling, she could play with the gravity adjustments and attempt to reduce her discomfort.”
More Dreams
“And the last still ended up with my shirt spontaneously off.”
(What the -?!)
EEE-YA-AH!
“Aparrently, lifting weight makes my hip joints lose their sh**!”
(“The PAIN!!!” – original Dune quote)
This Is My Plant
Cost Paid, Sacrifice Accepted
PlayTime
She loved his “bits.”
—
(Content of multiple meanings)
Laughter In The Dark
“I see younger couples carrying their toddlers for distance – and even a single mom with like a 6 year old as she carried a cumbersomly frontloaded baby carrier with a newborn in it.
My muscle synapsis scream as I phantom flex remembering how I, too, used to do such things.
And all I can think of while viewing these still-resourced wonders is, “Why aren’t you utilizing strollers and carts?”
I Am
“Liking these curls, though!”
Walking Stick
“‘Cause this. is. fun. – and oh-so se-xy!”
Dropping Things
“Gravity likes to display its effects around me.”
Great Expectations
“I have flights of fantasy thinking that I could get to school early to catch up and be prepared adequately.
But then I remember no food is yet cooked for me to take with me, and earlier I heard the dogs hard-knock over something.
Another catastrophe waiting to greet as I foolishly think that I could be free to be?”
Hee-hee-hee True Dat!
Come Be The Man I Need
Stunning!
My Money On The Side
Cross-Walking
Heeeere
“Kitty, kitty, kitty…”
Meow
Cat and mouse
Hawk and owl
A to B
“We do have a hard time getting from…”
“Puenk!”
The incense stick got snagged from the car vent and made a sound as it got flicked into “puenking” right off!
There’s A Fork
“In my car…
At least it’s not in the road!”
(Ah-Haaaa!)
“Making Due”
So Many Tasks
“To get out the door – OMGawd!”
But,
“I can’t afford Kleenex.”
“There He Goes Again:
Tropical Storm Jerry
Bat Squeeks
Introverts’ Night Out
So My Eldest :D
Got My Ticket For Tonight!
Trauma Survivors
A Wise Doctor Once Wrote
Queen Of The Damned For Plot
In The Gloom
“My bed is like a tomb.”
“Clyde”
“Also for ‘col-lide’ – har har!”
Clyde
“Like Bonnie and Clyde – but where the terrible demise ending happened first, and now we must partner for having fun.
Or maybe it’s just another big illusion – another ‘hitchhiker’ putting me under its gun.”
The Accident
“At this point, I think I should name it, for it is surely a dominant character in my life now – albeit muchly unwanted.”
Word of The Day: Remnant
“As in, what little bit was left of supporting a woman’s pride.
A heavy blow – if she’d allowed herself to care for the loss.”
The Last Remnant
She had pieced together the favored undergarment one last time, patching it here and there against its resistance under dwindling time’s pressure – to find the support wire completely bursting out through the once surrounding fabric in a final triumph of its determined rebellion just as she entered the pavillion.
Disclosure, Part 2
“Oh, that’s right – you can’t walk!
My bad…”
Tears
“Today’s tension migraine brought to you by…”
Yeah…
Kidding Around
“Can two wrecked halves make a healed whole?”
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