Category: Comedy

“Does adding wit make it worse or better?”

“Is that a book? A way of life? An affectation?”

Of guys

(Like a gaggle of geese.)

“Today, I was given the senior discount without being asked if I was a senior.

WTF-?!

I do not look like a senior.

I do not act like a senior.

I was then told upon my questioning that 55 is senior.

Again, WTF -?!

Um.

No.

The younger cashier had to call the manager to change the total, and the also very young manager then asked after arriving, “Ma’am, why don’t you want the discount?”

I explained cheerfully and matter-of-factly, “Because I’m not a senior, and I don’t want to take advantage of you.”

Why else would I not want the discount?!”