Category: Comedy

Comedy, Songs

“Functional Dysfunction” Song – Merry Xmas!

Candid Corvid Productions

By Athena Stairs – December 25, 2024

It’s a functional demise
When I’m thinkin’ of you

There’s no one above you
But still you’re only in my mind

It’s a functional demise
When I am without you

Baby I get so blue
It’s all just compromise

We could be walkin’ in the park
On the beach on Sunday

(Yeah, here we go)

Holding hands
Looking into each others’ eyes

(Wooo-oooo)

But baby you’re a ghost
Just a figment of my imagination

And you always have been

It’s a kind of lunacy
My brain is in a haze

I can’t get my feet on the ground
They’ve got no place to be placed

It’s functional dysfunction
And it doesn’t give me grace

(I have been laughing at the timing and accompaniment of the background tasks while I was free-form figuring out this song…you can almost hear the music, and yet, the sound effects are actually perfect for the thematic!)

This is my original work created today.
Please do not use nor reproduce without my express permission.
Thanks!

Comedy

Naughty Gnats

Candid Corvid Productions

They bombard me one at a time after hatching from a kid’s past fish tank project left unattended un the bathroom

I thought it was irritating enough when using my phone with lights off that they flicker in front of the screen and try to fly up my nose.

But now, as they land on my screen while I write, touch pad keys are alternatively typing!