Category: Comedy
One Of My Days – LOL
Da-Vine Snake
“Brain Matters”
Timing
“Is so essential to comedic relief…”
(Mirthful cackling)
However,
“…we continue to learn just how fascinating sponges are…”
—
(Catching snippet end of a radio show just after finishing somner writing)
The Wedding Dress Reveal
The Joys Of Marriage – SNL
7 Reasons
Like I Was Sayin’…
Dream A Dream
Gimmee Some Sugar, Baby
(After The Rain – Klur)
Absurdity
“An ad began with, ‘There are several reasons you might want to put a tracker on your vehicle…”
I can’t really explain why, but the thought of my car sprouting legs and running off on its own like a wayward puppy just made me giggle…
Then chuckle…
Then laugh and laugh until tears sprouted from the edges of my eyes.”
A-Roo!
Like That?!
You Need Therapy
(I Like It, Like It – Giulio Circatto)
Riding The Wave
I Am Out
“Of cookies.”
—
(My balance nuggets need replenishment)
Chuckle
Bad-A**
“There are many reasons that I walk slowly with dense purpose…”
Puffy Eyes
“Ah, yes…
Another episode in the soap opera, ‘Days Of Our Lives…’
‘Tell me, doctor – is she going to live?'”
Tell It
Song Reference
“Pushing Buttons” by Mendoza Line
Today’s DJ Quote
“Your parents know how to push your buttons – because they installed them.”
107.1 FM Portland 12:45pm
In Jest
The night shirt that she sometimes wore shaped her chest as in Greecian times, puffed out below, and then cinched inward at her wauit in a kind of elegant flump.
She could not help but tease to him that she looked as graceful as a black flan – or perhaps a wrinkly-lined fig fruit- knowing that the images thereby imprinted upon his mind were like playful record scratches.”
(Still Alive – Over The Gun, From Viddo Game “Portal”)
Two. Hours. Later…
“Still alive – and back to retraining…’knock on wood.'”
Back To What I Do
“Something about survival -?”
(When Your Falling – Peter Gabriel
I Has
Headphones
Repeat
Fall…
Get back up…
Vitamin D Season
You Like It
I Like It Like That
Giving Jesus The Wheel
Me & The Void
Queen Of Athens
Normalcy
“Is that like Vitamin C?
Can I buy it as a supplement?”
A Layered Cake
But, I See Godzilla…
Oh, He Found The Button
The Alternate Herd
Benefits Of Therapy
Better With Age
Non-Compete Clause: Rope Dart Fire Flow
It just isn’t fair – how can I compete with this?
Challenge Round
Ad Hilarity
“The Geico Gecko? OMG – I’m speechless!” says the woman talking to it.
(She should be – because she shouldn’t be seeing that critter or talking to it in her reality!)
How Should It Be?
“I don’t know…
But I have coffee.”
