Category: Comedy

“I tried powdered gelatin in watered coffee, yesterday.

Can’t say that I liked it, but I got it down.

So this morning, I thought that adding it to hot tea could melt and assist it in dissipated distribution.

And at first, it seemed tasty,..

But then as I stirred and went to pull my tea bag out of the way, there was this extra, large clumpy lump.

So curious, I chewed on it.

No.

Nonononononononono.

It tasted like a hoof and bits stuck to my lips!”

“Buttons are coming loose from threads over-wearing.”

Sour towels.

“Your timer’s tickin’ – be sure to freak out!”

Feck!

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(Pneumococcal pneumonia ad, ” If you’re over fifty…!)

He hugged her, complimenting her on the smell of her jacket’s perfume.

“It’s not mine,” she laughingly confided. “I hugged a dear friend of mine earlier – that’s her favorite smell.”

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(In dreams)

Remains
To be
Seen

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(Content of multiple meanings)