Category: Comedy

Why did there have to be so much cacophonously loud and startling sudden noises so early in the morning that bombarded and shocked through her entire system when she just needed to sleep for injury repairing?!

She decided to imagine it all as thunder and lightening between loud door slamming booms, pounding feet stomping, and sharp crash-grating of the pet gates swinging – literally raining cats and dogs once they would also start emitting.

“I fecking live in a kennel!”

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(Yelling at all of the dogs and cats going off without stopping…)

“Just communicate, already…

All this high-fa-lootin’, ‘airy-fairy,’ New Ageism hyper philosophyin’ is fun until things really matter.

Then you need to get down to basics to build solid grounding.

I mean, you’ve gotta have nets and nests of security for love to catch you if you fall and to rest together in – if you’re gonna fly to the sky!”

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(Content of multiple meanings)

“It is a ‘Hallmark’ of an accomodator to try to make things easier for others.”