Category: Comedy
You Look Beautiful
I Read This Wrong
I misread the bottom part as “Farewell To Your A**.”
I guess I need better glasses!
Wrong Place & Time
Yeahhh…
Baked Potato Baby Hippo
Snail & Mr. Jingles
Rolly- Poley Kittie Cat
Spirit Guides Vs. The Ride
(Beggin’ – Chris Lake & Aluna)
Oh Boy!
“I get to use my ‘placard of priviledge.'”
Comedy At The Somber End: Lord Of The Rings
When the wave of bowing ripples through the crowd of people who cannot see the center: “What’s going on? Are they bowing? Are we – I guess we’re bowing???”
As the camera leisurely pans back out at distance revealing that there’s a long drop off of the precipice to the on ground participants: “Hey, wait! I don’t want to be this close to the edge – make room for me!” scrambling to push into more central positioning.
(Tasting of the Apple of Knowledge can be very frightening!)
Well Met
(Oh! Wot a Dream – Kevin Ayers)
Ra-Ra-Sis-Boom-Ba!
“My chapstick was in the car with me.
These days, the little things count too much.”
One Square Paradigm
“When you pull on the toilet roll and only one unit tears off for you.”
Pluto
(Got To Give It Up – Marvin Gaye)
Yep!
Free Time
Innovative Applications
Temptation
Comedy
“Touche!”
Had I Known…
Common Sense
Questions…
“If you burn your tongue from too hot broth, can you put aloe vera on it to heal it?”
I’m Sure
“This is all much better at distance.”
Oh, Wait…
“Did ya miss me?” the ache throbs in warning.
Pfft.
You Guessed It,
“The migraine finally let go of me – if only ‘momentarily.’
Thank bleep-n bleep bleep!”
Penalized Good
“As I exited the driveway, a loose, young Aussie mix came zooming up on my front left nosing a young skunk in its rear.
Braking to ensure that I did not hit them, I got out of the car to try to catch the dog after it broke off – not wanting it to get hit by a passing car.
Um.
Yeah…
Stepped right into the zone of skunk spray.”
Of Prime Importance
Q-tips & witch hazel
Joyful Youth (Ent)
(I Dare You – The Regrettes)
Besties
Balance
Equestrians
Gen X Aging
Yep
Just Be True
Callibrated
Women Love
Text Conversions
The Question
“Am I comin’, or goin’?”
Weeeeeeeee!
“Enough said.”
AH-HAHAHAHAHA!
“It looks like I may be going back to school!”
