Category: Comedy
Never Ask A Man What He’s Thinking
Haunted
Tangled Blankets
What is this -?
And how is it – ?!
Must Be Said
Waiting in bed to let
Body catch up to self
Icelandic Horse Riding
(Lots Of Drops Of Brandy · The Chieftains)
Terence
“Apparently, my keyboard stand has a name!”
The Wrong Cup
Having just pulled fresh leftovers
Out of fridge, placing onto counter
I soon after reached for and drank a
Warm, bitter-sour days-old belatedly
Realizing discarded cups also there
As hastily followed consuming new
Asking stomach’s grace internally if
We could get away with imposition
Letting remains just pass through
Making nary a wake in trespassing
“If The Shoe Fits…”
Eye Fuzz
“Rubbing the fabric carrier over my glass lenses to see if it would clean the smudges resulted in giving the inner surfaces a charge that felt like fuzz going into my eyes when I initially then after wore them!”
(And, no – the result just further smeared.)
“My, My – Those Eyes”
Sleep Token reference
Boundaries?…Limitations?
“I Scoff At Thee!”
(Still can’t get to bed until waaaay past midnight)
Love This: Priorities
Sales Pitching
Marriage Dynamics
Pair-Bonding
“Takes on new dimensions.”
Object Of Desire
“He might be somebody that could
Smoothly dismount bicycles for me.”
(Vs. Performung in horsemanship games as in olden times)
Athena
“I suppose if one
Has to be human,
Now’s a good time
– Relatively, that is.”
Soft, But Tight
Favorite sheets
Today
“I purge entropic madness!”
(House cleaning)
(Joy & Pain – Rob Base & DJ E-Z)
RAAAAUGH!!!
“My Life Is In SHAMMM-BLLLES!”
(Slightly hysteric up-tones with hands upturned in side-to-side shaking open claw motion)
I’m…Ok…
Drives home with the feeling as if organs are bleeding…
IMMA-BE
Ready For Real Love?
True That
Spark-ly
Clever Girl – Movie: Jurrasic Park (1993), Spoiler (Content Warning)
I Got “Nuthin”
“My feet and legs are swelling – lol.”
3 Commercial Successive Openers
“You have a UTI…”
“Get Help…”
Butterfinger cake with cream filling being close-up shot spread open…
(This really just happened!)
Levels…
And levels
And levels
And levels…
Fine, then –
Level me up!
(Under The Milky Way – The Church)
The Meltdown
“I wasn’t upset about giving blood.
In fact, I thought I had my sh** together.
Until I didn’t – now struggling to recover.”
And Now…
“The other knee tears in a different direction – likely due to further accommodation.
I just can’t afford to worry or care anymore about latest injury update communications.
I am still going to go forward – even if I unravel and fall apart into a pile of bones, organs, and tissues.
“Feel your way” can just take on new definitions as a determined blob inching along life’s bumbling highway.”
Shifting Priorities
“A catch and release system”
Current Introversion
Gimmee-A-Break!
An add comes on regarding lazer therapy smoothness exampled by light passing over perfectly-shaped, slickened young women’s alternating faces aged closer to twenty than thirty years of age.
“Give me a break!” I yell out…”I mean – unless you’re advertising a seventy years old woman can look like that, again!”
“According To Plan”
“She Came Over And Laid On My Foot”
Courage Vs. Stupidity
Ahh-No!
Brou-Ha-Ha!
My Life & Me
Predator Vision
(Lovely Day – Bill Withers)
Oh, Yeah
“And my hair dryer is frying – about to catch on fire!”
Hangin’ Up
Muscle Tov
Migraine torsions as reward for work well done.
(Play on ” Mazel tov” congratulations!)
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