Comedy, Vampiric Tendencies

Dangerous Cavor-tions

“An upbeat religous singer started praising on the radio about how when you’re curled up on the kitchen floor and the house is on fire, this is not the end – but a rock-solid, firm-on-the-ground new beginning.

And while I appreciated his levitudes, they had the backlash effect of the fact that it is my self that is on fire, and if what he says is true, I do not appreciate any god burning me down so that I may become something new in this manner.

Cackling with overboard insane laughter, I visualized warning the singer who had entered into my domicile unbidden, “You’re in Danger” – and then chasing him around with canine teeth extended until he was effectively flushed out of and well away from my castle!”

Vampiric Tendencies

“You’re not afraid of me, are you?”

Why do you wish to awaken
The Divine Primal Feminine

When even I don’t know
What she is capable of?

Will you turn and run
When she tries to eat?

Will you condemn and scorn
When she bathes your feet?

Or will you meet tenderness
With Grace’s endless caresses

And violence with equal or
Greater Strength’s pleasure

While sharimg every measure
Through good’s foul weather?