“I honestly don’t know why I save things to play lists…it’s not like I can find them easily again…”
Category: Comedy
How Far Back?
Unicorns In Love
My Little Minions
Reaching into the package to pull out the small ear plug container for storing the two that she had been wearing, she shook the bag briskly to loosen the other plugs that had clustered too tightly and were blocking access.
They Cometh
Tranked
“I was told that the medicine combo would be fine, but it made me slurry-delirious too exhausted.
However, I bet that when I actaully try to sleep, good ol’ insomnia will suddenly wave it off!”
“Pixelated”
And Then,
The plunger breaks.
Oh, Yeah
“And the toilet is backed up.”
I’ll Just Keep On
“Livin’ in my insular world that the bottom’s dropping out of.
I can throw up my arms and go ‘weeee’ as I plummet!”
So Much Drilling…
Rock On
Yeah – No
Trying To Avoid Social Interactions
They Have
“No Idea.”
You Look So Cute
(Babydoll – Laurie Anderson)
American Woodcock Bob
Cheap Readers
“My glasses are so cheap that they distort what I am trying to read.
Just another layer of workarounds needed – literally magnified.”
Insomniaaaaa
Baaanneeee
Vampiric Astonishment
(Crazy – Patsy Cline)
I Know, Right?
“First angel numbers – and now, love messages…sheesh!”
Vocal Reply To Video Non-Interactive “Love Messages”
“You don’t even know me
I’m completely maaad!
You don’t even know
If you like my kind of crazy!”
What I Do
To avoid Depression…
You know – that great opening chasming maw that is never satisfied no matter how many souls it swallows…
It’s Ev-Ry-Wheeeerree
“All sizes – and shapes – and forms!”
(Versions)
(Paranoimia – The Art Of Noise ft. Max Headroom)
Angel Numbers
“When they speak of work and home balance, do they mean balancing what little that I can give at work with after care of realignment exercises and lots of bed rest at home?”
Chariots Of Fire Meatballs
Hey, That’s Not Funny!
“Gangster”
Lavendar Water
Spritz!
Spritz!
Spritz!
And Regarding The Salts
“These are also supposed to be a bane for demons, so once again, combining sulfer and salts increases demonic immunity?!”
Regarding Epsom Salts
“The mixture also has sulfer in it.
So when we open our system up in a hot bath intending to draw out impurities and cleanse, are we also absorbing sulfer – which makes a nice home for demonic influences?”
Immediate Removal
“And why can I taste it after putting it on my hand – and why is this increasing facial-into-neck-into-chest ache-numbing?!”
Hey, Wait A Minute! 1% Silver Sulfadiazine Cream
“If we are mixing silver with sulfer and applying it to our skin, aren’t we increasing demonic immunity to warding off talismans?!”
This Never Gets Old
Loony Tunes In My Childhood
Gen X Senior Parties
Learning Lyrics In The 80’s
I Need Help With Confidence
Flashbacks Calling
Fun Band Name
The Rugged Nuggets
Movie “Moonstruck” Marriage Proposal
“Do you love him, Loretta?”
“Mom, I love him awful,” she replies, happily smitten.
“Ah, God that’s too bad…”
(‘Cause then men drive you crazy once they know it! Lol)
Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
I Think, Therefore
“I shall stay in this sauna ‘forever!'”
A Singular Thought
“Bake me.”
Can I Opt Out?
“From this whole body and brain injury scene?”
So Dramatic
I would like to have a replica of this dress – look at the flow of its movement and colors!
😀
“Transforming” (Song Bit)
Fannn-ta-seeeee
I’d like the re-alll-li-teeeeee
Instead of neutraaal-li-teeeee
That’s stuck all a-rounnnd my beiiiing
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