“The absurdity of this text ad that I just received reflecting in comparison to how far removed from any financial nearity – let alone desire to have in any topped priority – to reach for or be able to pay for such service hit me with abstractedly-flustered hilarity.”
Category: Comedy
Something I Won’t Get Near To, AgaIn – AHAHAHAHAHA
Happy Mew Year! Spooder Safety Dance
When I Decided To Stay Single Forever
Here-Here!
“I Need Some Space” (Adult Content)
Being Alone
Death Metal: Little Cousin’s Birthday
‘Til Death Do Us Part
It’s That Time Of The Year, Again: Christopher Walken Dancing (Weapon Of Choice – Fatboy Slim & Bootsy Collins)
A Trick Candle?
Rise Of The Humans!
My Boggy Woggy Kingy Wingy
My Brain – Multipass
Back When…
Little Reminders
Ata-Tude…Gen Xers
Yeah…
If You Know, You Know
We Can Handle It All Right
Dude!
Her Point Of View
His Point Of View
Hormone Crisis Meetin’
Dating To Die Together
Menopause Hotline
In Your Honor
No Problem
You Love Me!
(Get Ready – The Temptations)
Watching Romance Messages
“Makes me just want to say, ‘Where are the ‘goods?'”
HAHA HEEHEE HAHA!
Libre Fragrance
Spanish translation = book
Made for librarians…
Can I Ask You A Question?
Trampoline Chicken
Wingin’ That Sh**
Say 5 Times – Fast
“Special Expressions”
Puffer Fish
“Dang-nab it!
The concussion has made my body swell, again!”
Modern Dating
“There Can Be Only One”
“I now have two kinds of brain injury – and boy, let me tell you how fun this is navigating the shattered internal stratosphere!”
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(Title reference to movie Highlander and the struggle to reclaim primary power)
Brain Injury Gaslighting
“An advocate for brain injury support tried helping me today, and finished our appointment by giving me the number to call my next errand item.
After several times of copy and pasting the number, dialing, and getting my own voicemail, I finally realized that she had given me my own number by accident!”
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(Re: object identification shutdowns)
“It’s 10pm – Where Are Your Children?!”
Harsh Truths: Gen X
Soooo Baaaaddd (Not Right!)
“Who Made Who”
Tempt Me Not!
Music In The Chaos
Real Band Name
The Electric Prunes
Candid Corvid Productions 