“It looks like I may be going back to school!”
Category: Comedy
(From The Start – Laufey)
OMG – Spider Beans!
Mr. Bean Ninja
John Cleese: Extremism
Face Palm
Agency Help
“Well…could you get another job?”
(What do you think I’m doing here?)
Search Dysfunction
“The fact that I have to outthink search functions in email and phone apps to find my important information is an indicator that these dependency applications (SUCK!) are less than optimally assistive.
Bee-boop…”
Epic Adventures
“More survivalism”
Oracle Of Chores
Friendship
All Of Us Right Now
Cancellation Clause
“You can do anything you set your mind to…”
(Unless you have brain injury)
(Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! – Erasure)
Warrior Upgrade
Ancient Astrologers
Premise
Romantic Choices
“You what, ‘mate?'”
“Comedic Timing”
(Spooky – Atlantic Rhythm Section)
Down Time
*What am I doing?
Scrambling for survival, per usual.”
Healing
Just Flip It!
The Human Brain
Gen X Elden Ways
It Must Be Magic!
“Something In The Air”
(Band On The Run – Paul McCartney & Wings)
Going
“Mad.”
(I Got Plenty O’ Nuttin’- Vienna Symphonic Rock Orchestra)
Birth Year Woes
Han Solo Vs. Chewbacca
“Muscle Hook”
Dangerous Cavor-tions
“An upbeat religous singer started praising on the radio about how when you’re curled up on the kitchen floor and the house is on fire, this is not the end – but a rock-solid, firm-on-the-ground new beginning.
And while I appreciated his levitudes, they had the backlash effect of the fact that it is my self that is on fire, and if what he says is true, I do not appreciate any god burning me down so that I may become something new in this manner.
Cackling with overboard insane laughter, I visualized warning the singer who had entered into my domicile unbidden, “You’re in Danger” – and then chasing him around with canine teeth extended until he was effectively flushed out of and well away from my castle!”
Tech Support
Shenanigans
Today’s Yoga Pose
Troubleshooting
“Heating blanket controller says ‘E,’ so check for loose connection.
Attachment completely unplugged is definitely an ‘E’ reason.”
True Dat
Ah, If Only Could’ve
Therapy Dog/Demon
A Day On Mercury
The Weekend
Panic At The Disco
OMG – even the gown and curtains are pixelated, and everything is just blocks and lines like in Minecraft!
Aaaaauuugghh, my reality is melting!”
Be Soft And Fluffy
Hal 9000
Synaptic Overwhelm
A symptom of various things…
Looking For My Hair Tie
“Already in the bathroom, I did not want to leave to go get my hair tie, just to come back again – so I got another.
Once I returned to where I thought I’d left it, but typing on my phone having let thought of it go after task completion, irritating pressure on my wrist made me look:
It had been there the entire time!”
Candid Corvid Productions 